Jack's jokes are a bit rude sometimes, but always funny:-

The Little Red Man

Once upon a time,
there was a little red man, who lived on a little red street, in a little red house. One morning this little red man woke up and looked out of his little red window at the little red sun. He thought it was a glorious little red morning. So he jumped out of his little red bed and skipped down his little red hallway into his little red bathroom. He threw off all his little red clothes and turned on his little red shower. While he was splashing around in his little red shower, he heard a bang on the door. He quickly turned off the little red shower, put on a little red towel, ran down his little red hallway, opened his little red front door and saw there was a little red newspaper stuck in his little red rose bush. He bent over to pull it out. As he bent down his little red towel fell off. Don't Walk

The lady sitting at the bus stop who had been watching the whole thing, jumped up and ran across the other side of the road and was immediately hit by a passing truck.

The moral of the story is:-

Don't cross the road while the little red man is flashing. (Chapter 3 in 'I Am Jack')

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What do you get when you cross Puss with a kangaroo?
A purrfect jumper (Chapter 4 in 'I Am Jack')

Jack's Limericks:-

There was once a grandma called Nanna
Who was eating cookies with Anna
They sat on the floor
And ate twenty-four
But Nanna told Anna, 'We need more.' (Chapter 5 in 'Super Jack')

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I have a family called Trouble
They fall into one disaster or other
Until they met Rob
With his hair cut like a log
Who drives them all safely on holidays. (Chapter 5 in 'Super Jack')

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nanna and the pussy cat

Old Nanna Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her mad doggy a crumb
When she got there
The cupboard was bare
So the dog took a bite from her bum. (Chapter 14 in 'Super Jack')

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Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Let's chuck Rob overboard
And listen to him scream (Chapter 9 in 'Super Jack')

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